{"product_id":"make-volvo-great-again-sticker","title":"MAKE VOLVO GREAT AGAIN - STICKER","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThere was a time when Volvos were \u003cstrong\u003eboxy, rear-wheel drive and built like they were expecting to be involved in a minor war.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA simpler time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA better time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA time before hybrids, touchscreens and cars that politely remind you to take a coffee break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eMAKE VOLVO GREAT AGAIN\u003c\/strong\u003e sticker is for those who believe peak Volvo happened somewhere between the 1980s and 1990s, when aerodynamics were apparently optional and the correct wheels were driven from the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick it on your Volvo, toolbox, trailer, laptop, fridge or anything else that you believe could benefit from a little more Swedish greatness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn uncontrollable desire to purchase another Volvo 740\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncreased appreciation for right angles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReferring to modern Volvos as \u003cem\u003e\"not proper Volvos\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSudden urges to weld your differential\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImproved ability to perform donuts*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrowsing Facebook Marketplace for old estates at 1am\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDeveloping strong opinions about rear-wheel drive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTelling strangers \u003cstrong\u003e\"they don't make them like they used to\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn unexplained craving for meatballs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMAKE VOLVO GREAT AGAIN.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBRING BACK THE BRICK. 🧱\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSticker has not been scientifically proven to improve drifting ability, horsepower or Sweden's automotive industry. Results may vary.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Axel Turbo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54546544623943,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6303\/4951\/files\/IMG_2460.jpg?v=1786105153","url":"https:\/\/axelturbo.com\/products\/make-volvo-great-again-sticker","provider":"Axel Turbo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}