MAKE VOLVO GREAT AGAIN - STICKER

There was a time when Volvos were boxy, rear-wheel drive and built like they were expecting to be involved in a minor war.

A simpler time.

A better time.

A time before hybrids, touchscreens and cars that politely remind you to take a coffee break.

The MAKE VOLVO GREAT AGAIN sticker is for those who believe peak Volvo happened somewhere between the 1980s and 1990s, when aerodynamics were apparently optional and the correct wheels were driven from the back.

Stick it on your Volvo, toolbox, trailer, laptop, fridge or anything else that you believe could benefit from a little more Swedish greatness.

⚠️ POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

• An uncontrollable desire to purchase another Volvo 740
• Increased appreciation for right angles
• Referring to modern Volvos as "not proper Volvos"
• Sudden urges to weld your differential
• Improved ability to perform donuts*
• Browsing Facebook Marketplace for old estates at 1am
• Developing strong opinions about rear-wheel drive
• Telling strangers "they don't make them like they used to"
• An unexplained craving for meatballs

MAKE VOLVO GREAT AGAIN.

BRING BACK THE BRICK. 🧱

Sticker has not been scientifically proven to improve drifting ability, horsepower or Sweden's automotive industry. Results may vary.