ROTARY GOD- T SHIRT

ROTARY GOD T-Shirt by TURBO DREAM

Behold, the holy relic your wardrobe didn’t know it needed. 🙏⚙️

This T-shirt features Jesus himself praying to a floating rotary piston in the sky—because even the Son of God knows apex seals need divine intervention. Slip this on, and you’ll instantly unlock:

• +10,000 RPM faith
• Resurrection of blown apex seals (on the third pull, of course)
• Longer life engines that finally resist boost like your grandma resists new technology
• Protection against misfires, questionable tune maps, and people who say “just LS swap it”

Made in heavenly cotton, this shirt doesn’t just look good—it’s basically a performance mod for your soul. Whether you’re two-stepping at the meet or praying your oil temps stay low, this tee has your back.

Wear it. Believe it. Boost it.

Because here, rotary salvation is eternal (or at least until the next rebuild).